Sasura Blaagva

I have been waiting for politicians to start blogs, waited through the Karnataka elections. Appeased finally.

Wonder if the GE will bring more of these.

Hair Crimes

Lesson from this story: More the accessories your religion requires, more the methods of commiting a 'hate crime'.

"The children are at it"

... is what Mrs Pataudi said about her bad boy.

Take note: prev post, M&B ;)

Virgin for the Billionaire's Taking

No, that's not the translated title of a soft porno horror showing at 11 pm on Zee Cinema, but Mills & Boon's first Indian title, where the boy is from India.

Donna Hayes says " Only two men write for us, and one of then writes with his wife, and together they turn out the steamiest books!"

Innovating the wheel

When you don't have anything left to improvise you go for such solutions!.. and by God it works and how!. Now this is the power of computer science, writing an algorithm to find the best route possible for all the 95,000 big square brown trucks delivering packages every day, owned by U.P.S. such that, they take the least number of left turns on a highway. The result?.. you have huge(don't know how much) savings for the company!.

Why dont you just shut up?

That's one of Spain's best-selling (can i use that term here?) ringtones. A royal one, that too.

Follow-up: Do you want me to pee on you? ...
... was Chavez's retort.

Main Maayke chala jaaonga...

.. tum dekhte rahiyo. Definitely not a statesman.