Why dont you just shut up?

That's one of Spain's best-selling (can i use that term here?) ringtones. A royal one, that too.

Follow-up: Do you want me to pee on you? ...
... was Chavez's retort.

Main Maayke chala jaaonga...

.. tum dekhte rahiyo. Definitely not a statesman.

Kyonki sirf burger...

... kaafi nahin hain.

While we are on the topic of coffee, one of my favourite 'Coffee houses' happens to be Kalmane Koffees.

Follow-up: Ab to kitabein bhi kaafi nahin hain. Am i happy or what?

Aaja Nachle

.. of a different kind. We will not Speak about it.

Whose Mine Is it Anyway?

Theirs, yours or mine?

The Naked Truth

The naked truth. No wonder they call it Down Under.

In justice?

The compensation package guidelines for acid attack victims laid down by Bangalore HC is indeed a welcome move, just for the existing victims. Is it reducing the number of victims-to-be? Is it offering a second thought to the would-be offender?
Apologies for the very inarticulate anger-spewing above.
Speaking of anger, a joke by my very good friend Hairy:

What would Ang-Lee say if he didn't get the award?
I am very, very anglee*.(* angry in american chinese accent.)

So much for the hot seat...

HOW does the press find such people? Or is it that such people find the press after they realize it?
Such ya Jhooth, gets published anyways.

Movember Maasam

Because of causes like this one, we'll stop saying Yo! Bro. Instead, we become Mo Bros.

Source: Indiauncut